The Post Office Proposes Another Stamp Price Increase
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Get a Pair of Isolation Earphones for Free
Replace your no-good ear buds with this free offer from TigZoo.com. Move fast, though. They won’t last long. Continue reading
The Queen Didn’t Get A Raise
Everybody brace yourself for sad royal faces in 5…4….3…2… Continue reading
British Petroleum Looking For Outside Investors
BP is pretty much the devil. You can take it to the bank. That their devil-board will make devil-like decisions, and everyone will laugh evilly and then decide to kill Harry Potter. Continue reading
Dr. Pepper Celebrates 125th Anniversary By Getting Healthier
Dr. Pepper is better than Mr. Pibb. Why? There's a myriad of reasons. Continue reading
Starbucks Offering Free WiFi From Now On
Starbucks is now offering free wireless internet access. What does that mean? It will now be overrun with people who need the internet to blog, write the great American novel, and look at porn. Continue reading
Money CAN Buy You Happiness
Every now and again, a study will come out to depress you, offering a direct correlation between the amount of money you make and the happiness you can accumulate. Continue reading
BP Trying To Cover Up Oil With Sand(?!)
How dumb does BP think people are? That is a question that'd require a longwinded, multi-tiered answer. That I don't have the energy for. Continue reading
Toyota To Recall Another 270,000 Cars
Holy god, Toyota's becoming a joke faster than you can say, "HOLY GOD, MY CAR IS ON FIRE." Continue reading
The World Cup Is Costing Your Company Money
The World Cup has brought a lot of money to South Africa's economy. Continue reading