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  1. More And More Hedge Fund Trades Will Be Done With Computers

    More And More Hedge Fund Trades Will Be Done With Computers

    Posted by Mark Lorenz – Leave A Comment

    If you’re ever gone out partying hard in New York’s financial district, you may come to the realization that most people who are in charge of trading could be replaced by robots.
  2. Most People Aren’t Saving For Old Age

    Most People Aren’t Saving For Old Age

    Posted by Mark Lorenz – Leave A Comment

    Cause who needs money when you’re going to LIVE FOREVER?! *guitar squeal*
  3. Baskin Robbins Retiring Flavors

    Baskin Robbins Retiring Flavors

    Posted by Mark Lorenz – Leave A Comment

    Today is a terrible day for anybody who has ever enjoyed ice cream. Or chocolate for that matter. Baskin Robbins is restructuring.
  4. Traders Buy Up All Of Europe’s Cocoa

    Traders Buy Up All Of Europe’s Cocoa

    Posted by Mark Lorenz – Leave A Comment

    WELL? What are you going to do about it, Mr. Bond?
  5. Goldman Sachs Might Get Sued

    Goldman Sachs Might Get Sued

    Posted by Mark Lorenz – Leave A Comment

    Who here wants Goldman Sachs to collapse so all the financial idiots running around in New York partying in the meatpacking district sipping their scotch, trying to pretend like they’ve just closed deals can shut up?
  6. Apple Sending Out Cases To Combat iPhone 4 Reception Issues

    Apple Sending Out Cases To Combat iPhone 4 Reception Issues

    Posted by Mark Lorenz – Leave A Comment

    Apple has finally admitted they’ve made a mistake. You know what that means – it’s time to play the Apple I made a mistake drinking game.
  7. Tesla and Toyota To Produce Electric RAV4s

    Tesla and Toyota To Produce Electric RAV4s

    Posted by Mark Lorenz – Leave A Comment

    Two of my favorite car companies have been planning on fornicating for the entire year, and it’s starting to look like their baby will be a glorious blend of technology and awesome.
  8. Bank of America Offering Free Paperless Account

    Bank of America Offering Free Paperless Account

    Posted by Dale Schmidt – Leave A Comment

    Their account will remain free, as long as you only use the internet and ATMs.
  9. BP Has Stopped The Oil Spill, And Is Super-Sensitive

    BP Has Stopped The Oil Spill, And Is Super-Sensitive

    Posted by Mark Lorenz – Leave A Comment

    BP is sad. They’re a sad company. They’re tired of you making fun of their employees, posting up videos mocking their efforts to clean up the gulf oil spill.
  10. Congress Investigating Airlines For Being Ridiculous

    Congress Investigating Airlines For Being Ridiculous

    Posted by Mark Lorenz – Leave A Comment

    You know what’s not essential for traveling, if you’re one of the nation’s largest airline and flight providers?
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