Lloyd Blankfein Claims SEC’s Suit Is “Bad For America”
You know what's bad for America? Staring at bald, smug dudes. Their shiny reflective heads and poor attitudes make it difficult for all of us collectively to soldier on. Continue reading
Category Archives: News
12 Free Offers That Are Actually Scams
Nothing is more appealing than getting something for free. Except, perhaps, the chance to get something extremely desirable for free. Knowing this, savvy marketers routinely use human nature against us in the form of “free” offers that aren’t. Continue reading
Toyota To Release Prius Minivan
Have you ever been irritated by the latte-drinking, chi-centering, environment-saving hippies that drive around in their Priuses, convinced that they're going to save the environment? Well, now you have even more reason to be annoyed. Continue reading
Apple Earnings (AAPL) Erupt Like Eyjafjallajökull
Apple’s second-quarter profits are numbers stock holders dream of. Not a surprise that stocks have jumped during after-hours trading. Continue reading
Marijuana Wouldn’t Help The Economy
Happy 4/20 everyone. If you're so inclined, sit back, roll a spliff, and think about how your dog would look in a frilly lace collar. And how marijuana could save the economy. Because it really can't, according to surveys. Continue reading
Not Even Double-Downs Can Save KFC
When you think of stunts perpetuated by companies to keep their revenue up, you think of media. You think Apple, probably leaking their 4G phone ahead of time. Or celebrities, trying to increase their stock with publicity. Continue reading
Forbes Releases List Of Richest Fictional Characters
This isn’t really financial news, just a diversion. But Forbes has taken their time to release a list of the characters we know and love who happen to have more money than anyone else that we know. Continue reading
The NBA Ensuring Maximum Profit
The NBA has all but assured themselves of at least one more game this season. David Stern can sit back and allow the cash cow to pump out the green milk. Continue reading
IMAX To Expand Into Japan
If you’ve ever stared at a screen that is more than 90-feet high, at people who are blue or at villains trying to kill Batman, this announcement will make you go from six to twelve. Continue reading
NBC Posts Huge Loss Due To Winter Olympics
Are you surprised? You shouldn’t be. Luge doesn’t get too many people excited. Also, it’s NBC, network where idiots go to die. Or play with those things where the blocks are on the track that babies play with. Continue reading